Things My Baby Gets Away With That My Husband Should Never Do

Mouth Noises--My baby can eat a banana with a dry mouth in my ear and I'll think it's adorable. Husband: please close your mouth, your chewing is waking up the neighbors.Heavy Breathing--omg my baby's breath is so sweet and his little voice is so cute! Husband: you better shut your mouth before I stuff a…

10 Things I’ve Learned During the First Trimester of Pregnancy

Here are some things I've learned about myself, my baby, pregnancy, and life in general. I'm 15 weeks along now, which means I've had 3 doctor's appointments, 1 ultrasound (not including the 2 secret ultrasounds I've been able to have at work), lots of blood-work, and LOTS of gas. 15 long weeks with many hours…

Bumper Sticker Goals

I really like when people put bumper stickers on their cars to showcase their accomplishments. If I had run a half marathon or marathon I would totally put up a sticker to brag about it. This will never be the case, though, because I'm not a runner or athletic in any way, shape, or form.…